Self-hosted · TikTok + Instagram + Shorts

Steal the AI machine that grew an app to 228K views — on an old gaming PC.

Slidehatchis the actual working system — the code, the AI agent, and the $0→$1k/day playbook — that auto-creates, posts, and scales short-form content across TikTok, Instagram & YouTube Shorts. It's not a course. It's the machine itself.

One-time payment Lifetime updates Runs the same evening
slidehatch — liverunning
Offer
AI agent
Auto-post
Auto-scale
Views today
48,210
Posts live
37
Best hook
94%
228K views on one TikTok13.1K views on one Short+222 subscribers2,879 likesReal code, not a PDFHook-scoring engineAuto-scales winnersMCP-ready for Claude228K views on one TikTok13.1K views on one Short+222 subscribers2,879 likesReal code, not a PDFHook-scoring engineAuto-scales winnersMCP-ready for Claude
The problem

Everyone wants short-form growth. Almost no one survives the grind.

You've seen the results other people get. What you haven't been handed is the actual system that produces them.

  • You know short-form is where the attention is — but posting daily, writing hooks, and editing is a full-time grind.

  • The “AI content” gurus sell you $2k courses and a folder of prompts. No working system. No code. No proof it made them anything.

  • Free n8n templates and ChatGPT give you pieces — never the whole machine wired end-to-end that actually posts and scales winners.

  • You want the thing that runs while you sleep, not another PDF you'll never open.

How it works

A closed loop that runs itself

Four stages, wired end-to-end. You set the offer; the machine handles production, distribution, and optimization.

01

Point it at your offer

Drop in the app, product, or affiliate offer you want to grow. The system studies winning content in your niche and builds a content plan around it.

02

It makes & posts

Slidehatch generates slideshows and hooks, renders them, and publishes to TikTok + Instagram through the built-in publisher — on schedule, no hands. Drive it yourself, or let Claude/Cursor run it through the built-in MCP server.

03

It scores every post

A hook-scoring engine weighs saves, shares and completion against the real TikTok algorithm signals — then doubles down on what's working and drops what isn't.

04

Winners auto-scale

Posts that break a view threshold get cloned across accounts automatically. You wake up to more reach, more clicks, more revenue — from the same machine.

What's inside

Everything that makes the machine run

Not a folder of prompts. A complete, self-hosted product you own — code, agent, and the strategy that ties it together.

Code

The full Slidehatch codebase

~18,000 lines of working TypeScript — Express server, SQLite, a 39-page React dashboard, TikTok + Instagram OAuth and publishing. Self-hosted, yours forever.

Agent

The built-in marketing brain

Slidehatch's own Marketing, Research and Hooks engine — it studies winning content in your niche, writes hooks, generates and overlays slideshow images, and iterates on what performs. Pairs with any AI agent skill you like, including the free open-source Larry skill.

Playbook

The $0 → $1k/day playbook

STRATEGY.md — offer selection, the slideshow content formula, hook categories, revenue math, and a 5-phase scaling plan. The part no free template gives you.

Integration

The MCP server

Plug the whole system into Claude or Cursor — 10 tools (create_post, publish, get_stats…) so your AI can drive posting for you programmatically.

Engine

The content engine + auto-scaler

The hook-selection engine with weighted algorithm scoring, plus the autoscale logic that clones winning posts across accounts.

Onboarding

Step-by-step setup + lifetime updates

A written QUICKSTART that gets it running the same evening — one-command setup, connect your accounts, go. Plus an under-$100/mo tool stack and every future update, free, forever.

“Why not just build it myself?”

The parts are free. The machine is everything.

The honest answers to the three objections everyone has before they buy.

“Can't I just build this with ChatGPT?”

You can generate pieces. You can't generate two years of a wired-together system that actually posts, scores hooks, and scales winners — plus the playbook of what to post and why. The parts are free. The machine is everything.

“Aren't there free n8n templates?”

There are — and they hand you a disconnected workflow with no strategy layer. This is a complete, self-hosted product with real code, a built-in marketing engine, and a documented playbook that produced real numbers.

“Why not buy a $2,000 course?”

Because courses sell you the dream and hide the mechanism. This is the mechanism — the actual code and agent that did the work — for a fraction of the price.

The receipts

This isn't theory. It ran, and here's what it did.

Slidehatch was built to grow a real product — a mobile app — with an AI marketing agent doing the posting. No team, no ad budget, one old gaming PC left running.

228K
views on one TikTok
a single slideshow post
13.1K
views on one Short
posted automatically
+222
subscribers
from that one Short
2,879
likes
on the 228K post
TikTok Studio post analysis: 228K post views, 2,879 likes, 157 shares, 206 saves, 103 new followers
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TikTok — 228K views, 206 saves, +103 followers unedited
YouTube analytics: 13,188 views, 1.1K likes, 51 comments, +222 subscribers on a public Short
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YouTube Short — 13,188 views, +222 subscribers unedited

Real screenshots, not mockups. Your results depend on your consistency — this removes the production grind, it doesn't remove the work.

Pricing

Own the machine. One payment.

Start with the strategy, or take the whole system and run it tonight. Lifetime updates on both.

The Playbook

The strategy, without the code. Start here if you want the map.

$49one-time
Get the Playbook
  • The full $0 → $1k/day STRATEGY playbook
  • Every hook formula & content template
  • The Claude prompt pack
  • The under-$100/mo tool stack
  • Lifetime updates
  • The Slidehatch codebase
  • The built-in marketing brain
  • MCP server & auto-scaler
Founding price

The Automation OS

The whole machine — code, agent, and playbook. Run it tonight.

$79$99one-time

Founding price ends at 100 31 claimed

Get the OS
  • Everything in The Playbook
  • The full ~18k-line Slidehatch codebase
  • The built-in marketing brain (Research · Hooks · Marketing)
  • The MCP server (drive it from Claude/Cursor)
  • The content engine + auto-scaler
  • Step-by-step written setup + support
  • Lifetime updates, forever
Secure Stripe checkout · Instant access · 14-day setup guarantee
Founding members

Get in before the community opens

A private community for people running the OS is coming — live builds, new hook drops, and support. Founding members lock in first access and the lowest price it will ever be.

No spam. Leave anytime.

Why I built this

I didn't set out to sell anything. I just got tired of the content grind — so I built a system that did it for me: an AI agent that studies what's working, makes the posts, ships them to TikTok and Instagram, and doubles down on the winners.

It ran on an old gaming PC in the corner of my room. Then the numbers started climbing, and people kept asking how. This is that exact machine — cleaned up, documented, and handed to you.

— The builder behind Slidehatch

FAQ

Straight answers

The stuff you're actually wondering before you buy.

No. It's the actual working software — the code, the built-in marketing engine, and the playbook — that drove real results. A written step-by-step guide gets you set up, but you own the machine, not a set of videos.

You need to be comfortable following a written setup guide (installing the app, connecting accounts). If you can run a few terminal commands and paste API keys, you're fine. The MCP setup even lets Claude do most of it for you.

TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts — all three publish today. TikTok and Instagram handle slideshows and video; YouTube takes finished vertical videos (there's no slideshow-to-video converter, so bring video for that channel). X and Reddit are not included in this version — we'd rather tell you that up front.

One quirk worth knowing: until your Google Cloud project passes YouTube's one-time compliance audit, uploads still succeed but land as private — you flip them to public in YouTube Studio with one click. After the audit it's fully automatic. The 13K-view Short in the receipts above was posted through this exact path.

Honestly? This is a distribution game. The system removes the production grind, but your reach depends on consistent posting and good hooks. It's a tool that compounds over months, not a guaranteed payday. We'd rather undersell than lie to you.

Yes — lifetime updates on both tiers, free. Founding members also get first access to the community when it opens.

If you buy the OS, set it up, and it genuinely doesn't run as described, email us within 14 days and we'll make it right.

Stop watching other people's results. Run the machine yourself.

The code, the agent, and the playbook — one payment, lifetime updates. Set it up tonight.